Posted by: Mr. Austin | July 10, 2010

AWESOME New BP Product!

Check this out! I couldn’t believe my eyes. BP has really turned their misfortune into a profitable opportunity! Those guys are good! “Gulf Wax!” Who would’a figured?


They write that it’s for, “CANNING, CANDLEMAKING AND MANY OTHER USES”. Wow. I think one of the first uses BP devised was as ear plugs.

BP makes the best of a sticky situation.

And, as an extra, unadvertised feature, the raw oil from the April 20th, 2010 disaster will also appear in a marine gyre near you, in a garbage patch, serving as the chemical glue to attract all sorts of toxic stuff!


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